“Elton John finally gets his own (‘homoerotic’) ballet”
Colin Mitchell | Feb 21, 2010 | Comments 2 |
Read this in the LA Times and, I dunno, all I keep thinking is, “Can you buy these things on Amazon? Where do I get one?”
I keep imagining Elton John sitting at home, alone, watching his very own Homoerotic Ballet in his living room. Sighing. ”Finally.”
Yes, folks, it’s “Take-Everything-Out-Of-Context-Sunday” here at the Lemon.
Somebody stop me before I take myself out of context!
Then where would I be?
Filed Under: ponderings
I know there are some whose marabou slippers literally flew off their tootsies at the news of a homoerotic ballet celebrating the life of Lady John. Personally, I’d rather drive nails into my scrotum than attend, but there are many who have waited their whole lives for such an event.
The way things are going, it’s really only a matter of time before homosexuality, like service in the Israeli or Swiss armies, becomes mandatory in America.
I may have already fulfilled my obligation. Hard to say really, it was the 80′s, Seattle, Capital Hill, had a couple drinks at “Hombres”, all I remember are some gravity boots and the scent of saddle soap and then I woke up in my dorm in chaps.